Xena, Carlton, Queer Guy and Cheech Just Duet

Hot on the heels of ABC's unveiling of the new Dancing with the Stars lineup, Fox has ID'd the wannabe crooners who will partner up with pros (listed here) and compete on Celebrity Duets, premiering Aug. 29. And they are: Lucy Lawless, Cheech (minus Chong) Marin, WWE champion Chris Jericho, Olympic gymnast Carly Patterson, Fresh Prince's Alfonso Ribeiro, Queer Eye's Jai Rodriguez, actor/comedian Hal Sparks, and Back to the Future's Lea Thompson.

Now call me conservative or naive, but as opposed to Monday's DWTS news, I am predicting zero wardrobe malfunctions here. Just a bleeding ear or two.